“Why did you do such a damn fool thing?” asked Obama.
“Because, I am your guardian angel,” answered the man.
“What? Now I’ve heard everything!” retorted the President.
“Well, I am here trying to earn my wings by helping you.”
“I’ve had enough for one night! I wish I had never come out here. I wish I had never become President. God, I wish I had never been born!” he stated in exasperation.
“Your wish is my command!” and the little man closed his eyes and blinked in I Dream Of Jeanie fashion.
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