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Woman Sells Set of Dinosaur Cheese Puffs for $495 on eBay

Woman Sells Set of Dinosaur Cheese Puffs for $495 on eBay

Helen Crumples is almost $500 richer today after accepting the highest bid on eBay for her “dinosaur” cheese puff collection.

The set of five Chester’s Puffcorn snacks, which look amazingly like miniature brontosauruses, were discovered by Helen while tidying up her son, Seth’s room.

“I’ve joked a number of times that looking for anything in Seth’s room is like going on an archaeological dig. Little did I know that I wasn’t too far off the mark,” said an elated Crumples.

Since accepting the offer on eBay, Crumples has bought several more bags of the cheesy snack, and has discovered that most of the puffs resemble either dinosaurs or swans.

“The jig is up, I guess,” said Crumples unapologetically.

“I sure hate to break the news to the poor woman who bought my collection. She was such a nice old lady and so excited to have been the highest bidder. I just hope she doesn’t think I swindled her.”

Crumples did some checking and could find nothing in the eBay rules and regulations that says if a seller realizes the item they are selling is not as listed or not worth nearly what was bid, the seller has any obligation to refund a buyer’s money.

Helen says she does feel a bit bad about the whole thing, though. In order to make it up to the buyer, Helen is sending a $25 gift certificate to the kindly old woman from Hobby Lobby.

Helen is hoping the woman, who claims to be an artist, might use the gift card to buy some fake palm trees and shrubs to make a nice diorama in which to show off the unique, or not so unique, puffs, which after realizing her mistake, are actually now only worth the $2.00 or so price of a bag of Chester’s Puffcorn.


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3 Responses to “Woman Sells Set of Dinosaur Cheese Puffs for $495 on eBay”

  1. Mad Max says:

    Looks like the entire Loch Ness jumped in the bag

  2. I love this one!!! Must share!

  3. P. Beckert says:

    Thanks Jenny…Never know where or how inspiration will strike. Who knew stuffing my face full of cheese puffs would have evolved into a story. Well, I’ll be. As I was typing this, had another great idea for a story. thanks twice.


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