KANSAS CITY, MO—After eating breakfast at a local Hardee’s Friday morning, resident and self-described “breakfast burrito aficionado” Lloyd Schoepp was “honestly let down” by his burrito eating experience.
The tortilla-wrapped breakfast concoction that Hardee’s offers consists of “eggs, pieces of sausage, bacon, some ham cubes, shredded cheddar, and I think there was salsa.”
“It just didn’t ‘wow’ me,” Schoepp lamented.
RIGHT: A disenchanted Schoepp contemplates what went wrong. Photo by suitablyawesome via Flickr. (CLICK TO ENLARGE)
He explained, “A good breakfast burrito should be a delicate balance of egg clumps, Tabasco sauce, cubed cold cuts and what have you that dance gracefully around, engage the yet-to-be-awakened palate and rest softly not unlike dew on the grass of a secluded meadow.”
Thinking it may have had something to do with his high expectations beforehand, Schoepp believes it was “partially [his] fault.”
Schoepp is considering going back in a few weeks to see if Hardee’s “gets it together.”