The search for Jimmy Hoffa has uncovered the unexpected.
Shreds of paper found embedded within core samples of earth removed from beneath the concrete driveway of a suburban Detroit home where Hoffa reportedly lie buried appear to be the missing Romney tax returns.
On closer inspection, officials on the scene verified the words IRS, Romney and the year 2008 as barely legible.
The owner of the home–who asked to remain anonymous—explained to reporters how she laughed out loud when police detectives came knocking on her door. “Crazy enough to think Hoffa could be buried in my yard. But Mitt Romney’s tax returns? Good God.”
The GOP presidential candidate was born in Detroit and grew up in Michigan.
Officials from the Romney campaign refused comment but did offer that no way, no how would Mitt Romney be caught dead in that part of town.
The earth samples–en route to Michigan State University for testing of human remains–will receive official escort by agents of the Internal Revenue Service.
It’s October, the month political surprises often seem to surface ….
I’m with Bee on this one. I would personally dig up a dead body if it meant I’d get to see those damning tax returns.
Sadly, the race isn’t even close, so we won’t see the returns. Romney isn’t even trying any more. He’s just going from one non-competitive state to the next hosting $50,000/plate fundraisers… and for what?
He’s milking this bitch dry.
Ah, if only this were true.