NIAGARA FALLS, N.Y. (Glossy News) — K. S. Trojan, famous author of “All Things Funny” is going after her alter ego for penning several pornographic poems without her knowledge or permission, and publishing them under the name Krazy K.
Asked how Ms. Trojan discovered the poems or learned that they were written by her alter ego, she merely stated that she found the poems hidden in a file in her word processing program, entitled “naughty bits.” When she opened one of them, Trojan could not believe her eyes. There in print were some of her deepest, darkest secrets — things only she could have known.
When Trojan confronted her alter ego, Krazy K cracked under the pressure and confessed to everything.
Ms. Trojan also realized that her alter ego was carrying on a secret love affair with her husband, and some of the pornographic poems contained details of their liaison as well. “This is utterly unacceptable,” claimed the usually calm and demure Ms. Trojan. “I cannot understand how my alter ego could do this to me right under my very nose, without my permission.” Her husband, of course, denied the affair and went so far as to call his wife crazy, which only added to Trojan’s suspicions that Krazy K was behind it all.
While Trojan admits that having an out-of-control alter ego creates problems in her writing, in the larger scheme of things, she is more worried more about how to explain the extra $350,000 Krazy K is taking in annual salary. “I write satire for free,” Trojan explains, “but my alter ego claims she is pulling in over a quarter of a million dollars a year. How am I supposed to justify that to the IRS?”