KNOXVILLE, TN—In an attempt to blend in, local barista Wes Dinkins assumed the identity of an adult human being for the duration of a recent social gathering.
Stifling his enthusiasm about video games and how often he plays them, he “totally tricked them into thinking [he] was an actual adult with important thoughts and everything.”
Dinkins, in rare form, engaged in multiple conversations that had nothing to do with colorful breakfast cereals, comic books or cartoon robots.
“I really thought I was gonna blow my cover,” said the 32-year-old child.
“I nearly snapped when some dude mentioned Greek mythology, but somehow I managed to stop myself from turning the conversation towards Spiderman.”
After he left, a group of thirtysomethings discussing their nostalgic fondness for Dunkaroos agreed that Dinkins was “an uptight asshole.”
Haha, love it. My conversations frequently turn toward Spiderman.
Is that Shia?
Thats slickly done