Iranian Space Monkey Main Course At Celebration Banquet

Cultural differences took front row this week when the monkey that made Iranian history by being the first living creature that they had successfully propelled into space and back was eaten at the post flight victory celebration.

After a lengthy and confusing speech by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a medal of honor was placed around the monkeys neck and he was quickly submerged into a boiling pot of oil.

Onlookers who are unfamiliar with the customs and ceremonies through which notoriety is celebrated in the Persian country were obviously stunned by what they were witnessing.

Right: Iranian space monkey and main course before space flight.

There are reports that a statue commemorating the monkey’s accomplishments is planned for the main square of Tehran. There are also reports that leftovers are available for those who were unable to personally attend the festivities.

A request for a full menu from the banquet had not been responded to at press time.

In a related development, the entire list of applicants to the astronaut program have asked that their names be removed as quickly as possible citing a lack of interest in celebrating any possible accomplishments.

Author: Mike Kelly

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