The worlds first space vehicle designed to allow passengers to experience space travel and weightlessness was hijacked today by robotic Cylons demanding that they be flown to somewhere called the “12 Colonies”. The Virgin Galactic was just preparing for takeoff when a number of metal, evil looking robots entered the bridge by force and took control.
Interpreting for the Cylons, whose speech is long and distorted and sounds like a retard humming through a washboard, was a human named Baltar. Homeland Security files have indicated that Baltar is a traitor and should not have made it through security clearances, especially since he was carrying a nail file.
M15 have suspicions that the intruders could actually be either demented sci-fi geeks trying to realize their outer space fantasies, unemployed actors looking for exposure or the Salahis crashing yet another high security function. Doubts set in, however, when the Cylons vaporized a couple of the guests.
Sir Richard Branson is negotiating with the Cylons while Dick Cheney is demanding that the Galactic be shot down.
More as the story develops.