Volkwagen Emissions Scandal is No Problem

Leaders from around the world concur that the current Volkswagen emissions scandal is really not a problem.

Volkswagen is a great company that adds incredible value to the global economy.

We can all live with a bit more carbon dioxide.

It is good for the plants and for all living creatures.

When in the course of human events it becomes time for one company to earn more market share, it has a duty to its shareholders to do so.

And that is something we can all believe in.

Author: Dexter Sinistri

Dexter Sinistri is a famously centrist writer who has worked as a Hollywood correspondent for a number of leading publications since 2005. Though once a photographer, Mr. Sinistri struck out as a writer on all things celebrity, and he likes to consider himself a tremendous asset to Glossy News, though by most accounts, he has fallen somewhat short of this effort.

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