Excited NASA staff make plans for a manned mission to Mars after the Mars rover returned its first series of results.
It took 8 months to get there and a further 2 weeks to find anything of importance, but at last the Mars Rover has finally found something even the general populace will be interested in.
When preparing to blast rocks for sampling, the rover, Curiosity, came across a perfectly formed skeleton of a three-breasted female.
Image at right is animated. (CLICK IMAGE TO SEE FULL-SIZED WITH ANIMATION)
The fifteen-minute time delay in communication meant that this close encounter of the third kind was impatiently waited for back at Ground Control, and when the pictures finally came through the cheers could be heard by the cleaning lady, Irene, who was outside emptying bins.
“I heard a loud cheer with exclamations of ‘yeah’ and ‘whoop’!” she told Glossy News exclusively.
The three-boobed lady, or Triboob as scientists at NASA are now calling her, was thought to be a myth derived from Phillip K. Dick’s works of fiction. But the Mars rover’s discovery has not only debunked this, but also helped to plough millions of dollars of funding into a manned mission to Mars.
“This is one of the greatest discoveries of our time. I can not wait to get up there and see if there are more, maybe even alive!” US astronaut James Tayler said with creepy enthusiasm.
NASA has also released details of private contractors who aim to have the average man on holidays to Mars within 3 years. It is said to be unrelated to the recent discovery, but it “won’t harm interest and sales.”
GIFs tend not to work for me unless I download them and play them in my PC, which just isn’t an option for me at the moment. I can’t get online with anything but my Android at any time. Sorry for my error, which I swear was based on a lack of information.
Did you click on the image to see it in motion?
Er, it’s not an animation, it’s a screenshot from the movie ‘Total Recall’. The actor portrayed in the still is Arnold Schwarzenegger in his role as Douglas Quaid/Hauser.
That animation is hysterical! Good work you guys!
Every American citizen paid $7 for that rover… imagine how much we would have been willing to pay if it could actually uncover a tri-boob fossil!