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Carnival Triumph Finally Docks, Alabama Governor To Turn It Into Tourist Attraction

Carnival Triumph Finally Docks, Alabama Governor To Turn It Into Tourist Attraction

The end has finally come for the unfortunate passengers on the Carnival Triumph. The ship has finally reached dock and they are slowly emerging into a somewhat civilized world.

Alabama Gov. Bentley has made a statement regarding the ships arrival. “We are pleased to have this luxury liner dock in our fair state. We will do all we can to welcome the passengers with our southern hospitality. We also look at this as an opportunity to enhance the many attractions for visitors to our state.”

It is unknown at this time if the governor understands that this ship is now so contaminated that it could not be used for public transportation without a thorough decontamination process or if he sees this as an upgrade.


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