In an effort to appease right wing males, Chick-Fil-A has announced plans to drop the sexist word “chick” from its name to the more gender specific word “cock.” Company spokesman Hugh Jappendage clarified, saying, “We don’t want to offend anybody else, and redneck males are our “bread and butter,” so to speak.
We know most of them either attend cock fights or dream of it, so we thought this would brand our identity better to their culture. The word chick just doesn’t attract hillbillies and rednecks the way the word cock does in our society. Let’s face it, how many other people besides redneck males in this country actually want to pay 3 bucks for a tasteless processed chicken part sandwich?” he went on.