Famous dirty dancer and proxy child molester Patrick Swayze shuffled off the mortal coil last month, and the fine folks at Sotheby’s have found no better way to pay tribute than by pawning off the cryptic remainder of his abs as a token collectible. Sources close to the auction have refrained from comment, choosing instead to vomit uncontrollably in lieu. Two certain things are that it will fetch a high final bid, and that we’ll be there to cover the story.
