Chris Davis Crossed the Boundaries of Baseball and the U.S.

Nobody probably would have bet, not even on any of the games on the table of a casino, on the fact that Chris Davis would make the headlines even outside the circle of baseball fans and even in Europe, but that’s what’s really going on.

The Baltimore Orioles player has articles dedicated everywhere, although perhaps not for the most honorable reason. Every professional player would like to be remembered for the records he broke, but Chris, when he retires, will hope that everyone will have forgotten his own. The first base of the Orioles Baltimore baseball team has become the worst player in the history of the sport, after not having made even one valid line in a long series of consecutive appearances at the pot.

Since September 14, 2018, when he came in second base against the Chicago White Sox, Davis has stumbled upon a black streak that has eclipsed the previous negative record, that of Eugenio Velez of the Giants, who had been hitless for 46 consecutive rounds. Davis also broke the record for the worst player in history in the average serve, a number that highlights the relationship between valid serves and attendance at the serve.

The nightmare lasted 212 days, 54 batting turns without scoring a valid one. To put an end to the tragedy on the diamond there was a launch by Rick Porcello of the Boston Red Sox 5 days ago, sent to flying over the right side by Chris’ bat. From Crush Davis to Crash Davis. On the other hand, when you go 0/54, having your nickname changing for the worse is only the last of the worries. To celebrate it, there was also a really sought-after t-shirt.

The New York Times even interviewed Nobel Prize winner Richard Thaler, who compared the Davis crisis to the principle of “Irrecoverable Cost”, and explained: “It’s as if you order a $15 dessert at the restaurant, but after two mouthfuls you realize you’re full. To avoid wasting the money you paid out, you finish it. So you eat more of it than you should”. The belly of the Orioles was full, but every day they continued to bite the Davis cake in the hope that something would change.

Davis thus became a lovable loser, an adorable loser who has great success in Anglo-Saxon and American culture. Women support him as they would with a son in trouble in the high school team, and many hope that the spell will break. Something similar to what happens even in the crazy world of wrestling where some jobbers, those wrestlers destined to lose all encounters, become a kind of legend among fans. Suffice it to mention some names of the World Wrestling Entertainment of the 80s such as Steve Lombardi and Danny Horrowitz.

Davis signed a $161 million contract in 2016, of which 93 million are still to be given in deferred payments over the next few years. Peter Angelos, the ninety-year-old owner of the Orioles, doesn’t want to admit that he threw away money. He has been defined by Sports Illustrated as the worst owner of a baseball team and having the worst player on the court should make him feel less lonely.

Author: Dexter Sinistri

Dexter Sinistri is a famously centrist writer who has worked as a Hollywood correspondent for a number of leading publications since 2005. Though once a photographer, Mr. Sinistri struck out as a writer on all things celebrity, and he likes to consider himself a tremendous asset to Glossy News, though by most accounts, he has fallen somewhat short of this effort.

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