Returned from my Amsterdam trip last week and oh boy the things I learned.
Apparently in the US, unbridled violence is just fine, while the vaguest hints of breasts are completely unacceptable.
It’s a pretty weird dichotomy, but apparently, this is just how us Americans roll.
We’ll have even more from our Amsterdam series in coming weeks, but for now, start with this.
That’s not SPAM, that’s HASH. Even though the can is about the same size up your butt.
What did you sneak through customs?