Sunstormtroopin’ With Our Leader Captain Murdoch (To the Tune of “Starship Trooping”)

Sunstormtroopin’ across the Shillaverse

Our dodgy media enterprise and glorious leader Captain Murdoch

Shitstormtroopin’ across the universe

At least we’re not the BBC, gotta helluh private purse!

 

Another immigrant report…

Polish on the English coast, English coast,

Arabs in the Yorkshire Dales, Yorkshire Dales,

Home you go!

 

Critical analysis, Mr. Cameron.

They’re British, Jez, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it

They’re workers Jim, but not as pay them, not as we pay them, Tim!

 

Hungarians on the flooded Thames, flooded Thames

Indians on the curry mile, curry mile, Nick!

 

Sunstormtroopin’ across the Shillaverse

Our dodgy media enterprise and glorious leader Captain Murdoch

Shitstormtroopin’ across the universe

At least we’re not the BBC, gotta helluh private purse!

 

NHS update, Nigel

It’s worse than that, no beds left, Nat, left, Nat, left, Nat

It’s worse than that, he’s a squatter, Nicola, squatter, aye!

 

They’re people Dave, but not as we know ‘em, not as we know ‘em, not as we know ‘em

They’re human beings, Jez, but not as we pay ‘em, not as we pay ‘em, Tim!

 

There’s Turkish on the Cardiff suburbs, Cardiff suburbs, Cardiff suburbs

Chinese Gadgees on the Brummie slums, Brummie slums, Dave!

We’re shills of peace, but they’ve come to kill, come to kill, come to kill

We come in peace, lefties lie to kill, lie to kill, profits.

 

Sunstormtroopin’ across the Shillaverse

Our dodgy media enterprise and glorious leader Captain Murdoch

Shitstormtroopin’ across the universe

At least we’re not the BBC, gotta helluh private purse!

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