Sunstormtroopin’ across the Shillaverse
Our dodgy media enterprise and glorious leader Captain Murdoch
Shitstormtroopin’ across the universe
At least we’re not the BBC, gotta helluh private purse!
Another immigrant report…
Polish on the English coast, English coast,
Arabs in the Yorkshire Dales, Yorkshire Dales,
Home you go!
Critical analysis, Mr. Cameron.
They’re British, Jez, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it
They’re workers Jim, but not as pay them, not as we pay them, Tim!
Hungarians on the flooded Thames, flooded Thames
Indians on the curry mile, curry mile, Nick!
Sunstormtroopin’ across the Shillaverse
Our dodgy media enterprise and glorious leader Captain Murdoch
Shitstormtroopin’ across the universe
At least we’re not the BBC, gotta helluh private purse!
NHS update, Nigel
It’s worse than that, no beds left, Nat, left, Nat, left, Nat
It’s worse than that, he’s a squatter, Nicola, squatter, aye!
They’re people Dave, but not as we know ‘em, not as we know ‘em, not as we know ‘em
They’re human beings, Jez, but not as we pay ‘em, not as we pay ‘em, Tim!
There’s Turkish on the Cardiff suburbs, Cardiff suburbs, Cardiff suburbs
Chinese Gadgees on the Brummie slums, Brummie slums, Dave!
We’re shills of peace, but they’ve come to kill, come to kill, come to kill
We come in peace, lefties lie to kill, lie to kill, profits.
Sunstormtroopin’ across the Shillaverse
Our dodgy media enterprise and glorious leader Captain Murdoch
Shitstormtroopin’ across the universe
At least we’re not the BBC, gotta helluh private purse!