So you ever had that ex… you know the one. The one you never forgot. The one that always haunts your dreams. I guess you could call her “the one that got away,” even if it was you that forced her away.
So imagine you have that ex, and she’s approximately as hot as the sun, and roughly as kind as Ghandi. And then imagine she might like to have sex with you without the strings of relationship attached. If she can agree to that, you might have the most amazing weekends away you’ve ever imagined, but if not, well, she’s still mighty awesome.
What was I talking about again? Sorry, got lost in a fantasy.
I give up, just scroll down and see the comic Full size below.
Not an ex, but I do miss Congressman Weiner's twitter posts.