Los Angeles, California – Former feature writer, Larry McSwag, of the newspaper known as the Los Mangeles Times was fired Monday for writing then printing an article that misspelled the name of celebrated actress, Angelina Jolie, referring to her as “Mangelina Jolie.”
“Had it been anyone else, people wouldn’t give a damn,” said the paper’s editor, Ty Clemynuts, who was superimposing a head shot of Justin Bieber on the body of Miley Cyrus at the time.
“She is just such a great person and her work speaks for itself. Really! No, I’m not being facetious,” added Clemynuts.
According to newspaper staff, following the firing of McSwag, more than 150 infuriated Angelina Jolie fans waited outside of the building before hanging the estranged writer with a 7-foot noose made from Brad Pitt’s hair.
“I think the real mysteries are, where did they get that much of Brad Pitt’s hair, and how did it remain perfectly moisturized after all these years? It’s not the type of thing you find on eBay,” said Police Officer, Bill Swanson, the first law enforcement official to arrive at the scene.
According to records obtained confidentially, the newspaper has made similar mistakes with celebrities in the past, including printing Mandonna and Jennifer Maniston, but this is the first time that the public has reacted negatively. No charges have been filed as of Tuesday morning.