Conan at WH Correspondents’ Dinner: Da Bomb or Bomb (comic)

Seriously, how do they pick these people? I never even knew about them until Stephen Colbert rocked it out in 2006.

Before that, and ever since, they’ve invited nothing but third-rate hacks, save for the occasional first-rate comic delivering a performance that would be lucky to be reviewed as third-rate hackery.

I could rock it, with the help of my talented team of writers and editors. Nothing cheap like Conan let dribble from his face. Look up, Conan. You couldn’t memorize even a few lines of it? Was this not a big deal to you?

In the future, White House Correspondents, give it to someone who will take it seriously. Someone like Colbert.

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Here’s the actual travesty, assuming you have the stomach and a solid half-hour to destroy.

Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.