Burbank, California – The Walt Disney Company made an exciting announcement over the weekend promoting their latest sequel in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie franchise that doubles as a poignant tribute to the recently extinct Olive Garden restaurant chain.
Johnny Depp spoke from a podium outside of Walt Disney Studios on Riverside Drive, dressed in his distinctive pirate costume with a new twist to his hairstyle that he referred to as “breadlocks.”
“Everything about this movie was done to honor Olive Garden,” said a tearful Depp, while dropping hot garlic butter onto his tongue from a small vial.
“This film hopes to expand awareness for endangered species in hopes of saving them before it is too late,” Depp added before hopping into his BMW conbreadible following the announcement.
The story contains several new characters including Captain Breadbeard and the always breadful
Soup-or-Salad Monster played by Gilbert Gottfried, who was excited to join in on the memorial effort. “Bread-stick” Gottfried repeated over and over in the voice of the Aflac Duck for some excited fans outside of the studio.
The storyline has yet to be revealed for Pirates of the Caribbean Garden, but is has been rumored that Captain Jack Sparrow, played by Depp, gets baked at the conclusion of the film, leaving many to believe that this may be the final installment in the popular franchise.
Justin sounds like a man with good taste.
Lol the guy who worked at Olive Garden before it became extinct, Justin Rodier, doesn’t even read these anymore, but I still write them in spite of him.
+1 on the breadlocks.
Aflac!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of garlic butter