Posted in Opinion/Editorial Society

Common Courtesy Rules for the 21st Century

Let’s face it. We’re all busy. Life now is much harder than it was back in the days before cell phones, the internet and Roomba vacuum cleaning robots. There’s barely enough time in the day to update our Facebook status,…

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Duck Dynasty Being Sold Down the River by Ming Dynasty

Hey, Duck Dynasty. China called. They want you to pick up the boatload of crap souvenirs you ordered last month. Duck Dynasty paraphernalia isn’t flying off Walmart shelves anymore, which means that the warehouse that had once housed only (made…

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Posted in Health Video News

Video: Melamine? Clay? Undercover Hot Dog Factory Exposé Sheds New Light

GLOSSYNEWS.COM – In our first-ever video report, we go behind the scenes at America’s 7th or 8th largest hot dog factory. We see what really goes into one of America’s most infamous foods. What ingredients really go in a tasty…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Crippling Self-Doubt Prevents Man From Failing at Lifelong Dream

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Posted in Making Headlines

It’s Official: NJ Governor Chris Christie is a Big, Fat Liar

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Baby New Year Found Working in a Chinese Child Labor Camp

2014 will be delayed indefinitely. “I guess I’ll have to cover his damned shift,” grumbled 2013.

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Posted in Making Headlines

Excessive Smog Causes 18 Junk Pile Up on Yangtze River

Chinese boat operators and passengers walk to safety across the polluted Yangtze River. .

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Duck Dynasty Christmas Not All It Was Quacked Up to Be

Christmas at the Robertsons’ homes wasn’t as merry and bright as it could have been had it not been for the family’s patriarch, Phil Robertson, spouting off about what he truly believes. Apparently Mr. Robertson didn’t get the memo declaring…

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Sonic Booms from Kim Kardashian Twerking Destroy Yeezus Tour Equipment

Deafening noise also scares the BeJesus out of the audience. More on this story after Kanye pitches another fit.

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Religionism

Rush Limbaugh Blasts Pope Francis & the Jesus he Rode in on!

Responding to Pope Francis’s warning that the “idolatry of money” leads to a “new tyranny,” the conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh spoke on behalf of the demonic powers that govern the material world and that only genuine followers…

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