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USDA Spruces up “Nutrition Facts” Label with Cherry Pie Charts

 Author: Leon Hostetler  Published Date: February 12, 2012
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New Research Shows Bible is True; Scientists Give Up

 Author: Leon Hostetler  Published Date: September 3, 2011  1 Comment on New Research Shows Bible is True; Scientists Give Up

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Playstation Network Back Up, Nerds Throw Away Sunscreen

 Author: Josh Gillam  Published Date: June 6, 2011
WTF?! Click now to find out more! Playstation Network Back Up, Nerds Throw Away Sunscreen
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Conference Attendee Changes Outfit Nine Times, Still Not Certain She’s “Dressy” Enough

 Author: Ashley Watson  Published Date: May 24, 2011
WTF?! Click now to find out more! Conference Attendee Changes Outfit Nine Times, Still Not Certain She’s “Dressy” Enough
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Penguins Confused About Why Humans Think They’re Adorable

 Author: Ashley Watson  Published Date: May 19, 2011
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Woman Admits She Wants What She Cannot Have

 Author: Ashley Watson  Published Date: May 17, 2011  25 Comments on Woman Admits She Wants What She Cannot Have
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Gay Community Finally Admits Plan To Ruin The Sanctity of Marriage

 Author: Ashley Watson  Published Date: May 10, 2011
WTF?! Click now to find out more! Gay Community Finally Admits Plan To Ruin The Sanctity of Marriage
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Lose Weight Fast with Cigarettes and Cocaine

 Author: Ashley Watson  Published Date: May 7, 2011
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Facebook Status Wonders What an Update Has To Do To Get “Liked” Around Here?

 Author: Ashley Watson  Published Date: May 5, 2011
WTF?! Click now to find out more! Facebook Status Wonders What an Update Has To Do To Get “Liked” Around Here?
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God Tells Noah He Really Should Have Opted for the Flood Damage on His Home Owner’s Policy

 Author: Ashley Watson  Published Date: May 5, 2011
WTF?! Click now to find out more! God Tells Noah He Really Should Have Opted for the Flood Damage on His Home Owner’s Policy