4K Glossy News Review – One Hour Weekly Podcast is Live

Today GlossyNews launches the official podcast.

Technology, jokes, religion, Double-D list celebrities and more all feature prominently, so for the love of web, give it at least a solid five minutes of attention.

Celebrity guests will only get bigger by the show, and the quality is climbing by the podisode, so check it out and subscribe! Read more 4K Glossy News Review – One Hour Weekly Podcast is Live

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The Jreat Gif Pronunciation Debate

There controversy over the pronunciation of the file type “.gif” is hotly contested, but there can only be one right answer.

Don’t ask Jeff, Geoff, Gary, Gerald, Jason, George or Jorge, but their anecdotal life experience means nothing to this debate.

There are no giraffes in Jurassic park, but you can buy a toy gun in the gift shop.

When Compuserve engineers invented the .gif file type, a small, animated image file, they made it clear exactly how it is meant to be pronounced. Well, not right away, but within a mere generation and a half. Read more The Jreat Gif Pronunciation Debate

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Summer Worker Meets Famous Golfers, They’re Dicks

College summer jobs in the service industry can haphazardly introduce the young to celebrities big and small.

Some celebrity jerk stories are obvious and believable, but others involve caricatures of characters who/which are down right unbelievable.

Hard to swallow, if you will.

This is a true story of one summer worker’s chance encounter with two of the biggest has-been celebrities in modern culture, and how they just didn’t live up to their reputations. Read more Summer Worker Meets Famous Golfers, They’re Dicks

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New Church Dictates the Jailed Must Get Steak, Lobster, Internet

Separation of Church & State means a prison can’t tell you what to eat. They can’t force you to eat pork and, this church hopes, they cannot deny you lobster.

Jails are terrible [citation needed] and inmates often do anything they can just to feel like they have an ounce of control in their lives.

Dietary hassles are not just the beginning, they’re also usually the end. Read more New Church Dictates the Jailed Must Get Steak, Lobster, Internet

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Glossy News Podcast Comes 7/27/15, and I Need Your Help

Some have called him “funny,” “awesome,” and “kind,” but as kind as they are, my kids won’t be able to listen to my podcast for adult language and themes.

On July 27th, the Glossy News podcast will launch with five Podisodes already ready to go. It started as a “free” project, but it’s quickly blossomed into something far more sinister, amazing and expensive.

You can see a mediocre 22-minute preview of the podcast below, but the important thing is that I need your help! Read more Glossy News Podcast Comes 7/27/15, and I Need Your Help

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