Author: Price Krispy
Retired professional athlete, purveyor of chuckles and the occasional dirty joke. Cultural mutt, social anomaly.
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Breaking: Genealogy Site Proves Link Between Suarez and Dr. Lecter
Author: Price Krispy Published Date: July 2, 2014
In a recent shocking turn of events the well-known genealogy site Ancestry.com has reported that they have uncovered an indisputable link between Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez and Dr. Hannibal Lecter, a man previously thought to be a fictional cannibal. “Initially…