Author: Ask Hank
Ask Hank – Battle over Basement Bunker Becomes Brouhaha
Dear Hank, I have a serious issue that needs addressed. I’m a conservative, belong to the NRA and have just finished my bunker cause we all know what’s coming in 2012. My damn wife wants to decorate the damn thing…
Ask Hank – Sweatin’ With the Oldies
Dear Hank, I’m an 87 year old widower. I’ve just been told I’m terminally ill, with only six months left. I would like to party with 20-year-old blonde hardbodies in the time I have left, but there aren’t any in…
Ask Hank: Republicans = Swoony Churchgoers
Hey Hank, It’s become a toss-up for me here and thought you could help out, if you want… I am and have been an atheist for most of my life. I just can’t get into the whole swoony churchy thing….
Ask Hank: Trailer Park Pursuit
Dear Hank, I’m pretty sure my sister in law totally wants me. She’s gross, but I guess I’d still go make it happen if I thought my girl wouldn’t find out. Doesn’t matter. I’m conflicted. On the one hand it…
Ask Hank: No Stranger to Prison, Just Strange
Dear Hank, I’m a regular guy, I keep to my business and do work when I can. How come I keep getting arrested? -Frisked in Fresno Dear Frisked, Since you don’t really say what you are being arrested for, I…
Ask Hank: Another Greek Tragedy
Hey Hank, Sometimes it feels like everything around me is going wrong, like my family hates me, like I’ll never get married, and like I’ll never have kids or become a real man. Can you suggest what drink would go…
Ask Hank: Dating without Restraints
I have a question for Hank. How can I meet women that aren’t psycho? Do I have to send it in through email or is this OK? -Max in Maryland Dear Max, First, just want to confirm that you can…
Ask Hank: Cheating Husband Becomes Latter Day Lover
Dear Hank, I’ve been cheating on my wife since before I met her, and I think she might be starting to get suspicious. It’s getting pretty hairy, but winter is coming so we don’t do too much shaving up here…