Dear Hank,

You know about relationships, so explain me this. I went to the store and my husband Dave told me to pick up his Bud Ice. Well Red Dog was on sale, and I bought that instead. No big deal, right? This week I sent him to the store to get my Always with wings and he came back with some cardboard 2x4s and said “well they were on sale!” Continue Reading

I have a question for Hank. How can I meet women that aren’t psycho?
Do I have to send it in through email or is this OK?

-Max in Maryland

Dear Max,

First, just want to confirm that you can send any questions through the comments section and I will get them and answer them in the order received. The column runs on Sunday. Continue Reading

Dear Hank,

I’ve been cheating on my wife since before I met her, and I think she might be starting to get suspicious. It’s getting pretty hairy, but winter is coming so we don’t do too much shaving up here you know.

Should I fake my own death or just tell her I’m a long-haul trucker, or that I’m going to prison for a few years. I know these are only temporary fixes, but I drink like a fish and smoke like a chimney, so I figure I’ll be dead in a few years either way. That’s bad for the kids (only 2 with the wife, but 3 with the secret wife.) Continue Reading

Dear Hank,

I’m a happily married 48 year old woman with a wonderful husband and five great kids.

But something’s bothering me. For the last six months my husband has been coming home late several nights a week with liquor on his breath, his suit disheveled, lipstick stains on his shirt, and nasty looking welts on his neck. Continue Reading

Dear Hank,
I just got snubbed for the “Best Man” spot in my best friend’s wedding. He promised it to me years ago, and then when he got engaged I reminded him I had the job. He laughed it off, but agreed. Continue Reading

Dear Hank,
My wife has been bugging me for months now to clean out the garage and I’m sick of hearing her naggin’. Why, just the other day, she threatened that if I didn’t haul all that junk away this weekend, she was gonna hold a garage sale and get rid of all my big game trophies. Continue Reading