Day: May 19, 2014
Posted in Politics
John Boehner Found Mummified in Tanning Bed
Author: E. Williams Published Date: May 19, 2014
Washington D.C. – Speaker of the House, John Boehner, known for his orange hue and lack of spine when it comes to politics, was found this weekend in a dried-out, mummified state inside a tanning bed at a local salon….