Day: September 4, 2013
Posted in Human Interest
Local Man Heartbreakingly Proficient at Preparing Single Serving Frozen Dinners
Author: Rusty Shackleford Published Date: September 4, 2013 1 Comment on Local Man Heartbreakingly Proficient at Preparing Single Serving Frozen Dinners
DENVER—Resident mortgage loan processing clerk Gordon Holcomb discussed with reporters on Tuesday the fact that he has become highly skilled at microwaving frozen dinners intended exclusively for a forlorn, solitary soul. Correspondents winced as Holcomb described in excruciating detail the…