Month: May 2005
Posted in Science
Alien Adductions Reach Epidemic Proportions
Author: Brian White Published Date: May 4, 2005
NASA is growing irritated at incomplete missions fouled by meddling do-gooder aliens returning humans to earth prematurely in the name of stellar safety. Alien abductions have been fabled for centuries with festive highlights ranging from anal probing to impregnation, with…