Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
After apologizing for just about everything else, President Obama took a few minutes to address the lingering concerns over an apparent lapse in the secret service security detail that ended his recent Columbia trip in a prostitute scandal.
Adressing an invited group of the mainstream media to the press room at the White House Obama was in the middle of his lenghty explanation when he was interrupted by none other then former president Bill Clinton who heard about the apology and hoped his support would help the beleagured president.
PHOTO INSERT: A very enthusiastic Bill Clinton burst in on Obama’s press conference causing the president to mutter over an open mic…”Oh damn..Please, not him again!” (CLICK TO ENLARGE)
Sensing his wrong timing in taking the spotlight away from the president, Clinton offered his counseling services to any secret service agent who thought a sex addiction was part of the ongoing problem that has been reported going back at least four years with similar situations in London, Berlin, and in of all places, Hog Jaw, Arkansas during the 2008 primaries.
Several secret service agents, a few military attaches, and a limosine driver were suspended immediately after the affair surfaced earlier this summer.
For a brief few weeks, a professional hooker stole the US national headlines from the president as she reveled details of the whole affair and complained she still hadn’t been paid. As part of the apology, Administration officials said they would use stimulus money to pay the 12 hookers who submitted a bill to the White House for $450 dollars (US).
According to Senator Chuck Shumer who defended the payment during a vote in the Senate, “Well it was for stimulus, right?”
$450 for a dozen Colombian hookers? Talk about inflation….
At least they are gonna get paid now.