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Industry to Step Up Buzzwording and Jargon Abuse

This week the AAT (Association for the Advancement of TLA's*) announced a need to step up the use of generic productivity related buzzwords. This came on the heels of a Newsweek report that "many middle managers are now being understood when they speak." In response the association hired a team of actuarials to develop the following equation for issuing commands.

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