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by Brian K. White -- , situation in . Though expected to respond to reporters, president Bush jumped in unexpectedly saying, " must recognize that a may or may not be until we have between and . You may ask why? We can't be too careful when it comes to " Other highlights included Bush referring to North Korea as, "", the middle east as, "", and the as, "." In response, Bush promises to create a massive new department called "The Department of . Though it's unclear what this new department will do, we know at this time that it will be headed by . PR officials on capitol hill are eager to undo some of the presidents damage, saying "", and "."