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Sneak Peek of the Hillbilly Documentary Series (Exclusive)


WEB EXTRA — for our upcoming feature film “How Bobby Joe Really Do,” or whatever it ends up being titled.

Bobby Joe explains where he’s from and why he’s got such a crazy accent!

More at www.facebook.com/BobbyJoeTheMovie and www.reddit.com/r/BobbyJoe. Read the full story

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An intellectual discussion on capital punishment, how foreign talk is turning us gay


Some people have brought up the issue of morality considering the death penalty. Some even have the audacity to say that “thou shall not kill” is an integral part of the Bible. To these heretics I respond with a decisive nay.

When God says “thou shall not kill” it is the same as your Dad saying, “Thou shall not teepee Mr. Johnson’s house or “thou shall not play Call of Duty when there is Call of Homework”.

Dad merely suggests not doing those things. He’ll still love you no matter what you do. Read the full story

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Man Released from Jail after Erroneous Arrest for Internet Porn Post


Rufus Simpson of Pascagoula, Mississippi was released from jail early Saturday morning after spending the night locked up on charges of internet porn posting.

His accuser, Shirley Remquist of nearby Moss Point claims that she opened her Facebook page Friday evening to find that a post from Rufus had made it onto one of her friend’s pages which read “Darlene, honey, you knows I is the number one master baiter in yore life.” Read the full story

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New Video from Al Qaeda Claims Idiot Bomber Not Theirs


Somewhere in Cave – A new video has been released by Al Jazeera that they claim has come directly from Osama bin Ladin in which bin Ladin emphatically states that in no way was the recent attempted NY bombing the work of one of its operatives.

Bin Ladin specifically refers to the way the “bomb” was put together by saying that the training their operatives receive don’t involve the use of that much duct tape. In fact, bin Ladin goes so far as to say that if he didn’t know better, he’d think this guy got his training by watching the American show “America’s Dumbest Criminals.” Read the full story

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All White American Basketball League Hoping To Grace Southern States


Sometimes a story comes along that contains such overtly racist remarks that are so darned over the top that to try and rewrite it to fit within a satirical framework would do a great injustice to the story itself. This is such a story. Every name, every quote is real, and I repeat, this is not satire. However, I also want to point out that as racist as this story comes across, it appears to be a sad attempt by a sad boxing promoter to grab some attention for his flagging basketball franchise business at the expense of black basketball players everywhere. Read the full story

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Alert – Redneck Right Wingers Have Learned To Type And Have Infiltrated The Internet


ALERT! ALERT! Hard right rednecks have learned to use the Internet and even more horrifyingly the comments section of Glossy News. Someone has taught them to type and in some cases even to spell. They are swiftly learning to use it as an apt rapier in the never ending duel between Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons…, er, I mean between arch conservatives and the holy free writers and thinkers of the web in their eternal fight to win freedom for all humans especially the sexy pretty ones who love nerdy heroes. Read the full story

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