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		<title>Bush Vetoes Nutcracker Appearance Claiming it Sounds Too Painful</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2010 05:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Bush has told his wife Laura that there is no way he is going to accompany her to any ballet, let alone a ballet titled the Nutcracker. “Is she nuts?&#8221; asked George, who added, “no pun intended, heh heh heh.” It is common knowledge that Laura Bush and even George’s mother, Barbara Bush, has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bowling Scandal Diverts Negative Attention from Tiger Woods</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHEYENNE, WY &#8211; Still recovering from the Tiger Woods scandal, the sports world finds itself mired in yet another public spectacle. Three-time PBA tour champion Slim “Fats” Fettwanst is suing Lurlene Jenks, owner of the “Preemptive Strikes” 32-lane bowling alley just outside Cheyenne, Wyoming. Jenks stands accused of damaging Fettwanst’s equipment during a crucial moment [...]]]></description>
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