SEATTLE, Wash. (Glossy News) — A wealthy Seattle man, Benjamin Dover, recently decided it was time to remarry. Having divorced his wife of five years after a rather steamy sex scandal that rocked downtown Seattle, Dover sought to put the mistakes of his past aside and find companionship with a quality woman. So, as many lovelorn men today, he invested his time and money in a cyber dating service.
According to Dover, the interview process progressed fairly well, allowing him to narrow his choices to three women he had been courting online for the past several months. Even though Dover decided to use a modern computerized match-making service that promised 100-percent accuracy, he still faced the difficult challenge of choosing among the three final candidates, whose “potential match” scores ranked closely together. So Dover simply decided to give each of the women $5,000. He then waited to see what they would do with the money.
The first woman, “Beverly,” paid for a total makeover and a new wardrobe. She explained that her decision was based on appearing more attractive to Dover as an expression of her deep love for him. Dover claimed to be impressed.
The second woman, “Trixie,” went shopping to buy gifts for Dover. She purchased a new set of Callaway golf clubs, some peripherals for his computer, and some expensive clothing. As she presented the gifts, she told Dover that she had chosen to spend all the money on him to show her devotion. Dover said he felt a greater sense of bonding with Trixie as a result.
The third woman, “Pattie,” invested the money in the stock market. She quadrupled her initial investment and then returned Dover’s $5,000, placing the remaining $15,000 in a joint account. “The time that Ben and I have spent together,” she explained, “has proven to me that this is a relationship that will go the distance. I wanted to show him that I treasured the idea of our future.”
Dover is now married to the first woman, Beverly. When asked for details on the factors contributing to his ultimate decision, Dover responded, “I’ve got money, and I’ve got all the creature comforts a man could need. But the one thing that’s always been missing from my life is a woman with the melons to fill out all these kinky DD bras I’ve bought from Frederick’s of Hollywood. It’s a sort of Cinderella story, really. But instead of a foot and a glass slipper, it’s a huge rack and a naughty schoolgirl brassier.”