Dear Hank,
My wife has been bugging me for months now to clean out the garage and I’m sick of hearing her naggin’. Why, just the other day, she threatened that if I didn’t haul all that junk away this weekend, she was gonna hold a garage sale and get rid of all my big game trophies.
I’m in a quandary Hank, do I just continue to let her harass me like this or do I actually hafta go out there an’ clean the danged garage?
-Henpecked in Hailey
Dear Henpecked:
Nothin’ ruins a Saturday morning like a wife on a mission. But don’t worry, I’ve got the perfect solution to stop the naggin’ and allow you to have a bit of fun as well. Go out there and pack your valuables, put them in your pickup and drive them over to your girlfriend’s house. Your girlfriend won’t mind at all. Girlfriends love having their garages stuffed with their boyfriends’ junk. And remember, there ain’t too many situations where your wife gives you a chance to see your mistress, so take full advantage of the situation.
-Hank
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