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Unseasonably Warm Weather A Reminder Man Didn’t Recycle Bottles Last Month

   Published Date: December 17, 2012  1 Comment on Unseasonably Warm Weather A Reminder Man Didn’t Recycle Bottles Last Month

INDIANAPOLIS – A recent spate of unseasonably warm weather, which has seen December temperatures peak in the mid sixties, has acted as a timely reminder that local man Dennis Kowalski never got around to recycling those damn bottles last month.

Though he routinely separates his trash into paper, glass, and general waste in to bins he bought at skip bins Melbourne‌‌, the 34-year-old – reportedly overwhelmed by last month’s Thanksgiving – admits that he may have accidentally lumped everything together in the same garbage bag(s).

“I’m normally so good about that stuff,” said Kowalski. “I’m not saying that I’m to blame for what’s going on out there, but these warm temperatures sure are one hell of a reminder that I screwed up last month.”

Author: Laurence Brown

Laurence Brown is an award-winning comedic journalist based in Indianapolis, Indiana, who has edited several satirical news papers since 1999. Hailing from the United Kingdom, he has also written plays and short stories. He has a bachelor's degree in English and Creative Writing from Lancaster University. This article was originally published by The Indy Tribune.

1 thought on “Unseasonably Warm Weather A Reminder Man Didn’t Recycle Bottles Last Month”

  1. Can someone please tell me why we recycle? Aluminum, sure, that makes sense, but everything else? We spend more energy than it's worth. It would be greener to landfill it and exploit new resources, and restore them. Why are we wasting resources recycling?

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