Rejected Cops Jingle 5: Scrubs

Doctors!

Can’t live ’em, can’t darn well live with ’em anyhow!

You folks all be wantin’ some snake oil ‘n’ serpent leaf?

Call Bobby Joe!

Anyhow, shuggle down here ‘n’ watch the video!

Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.