The erstwhile MSNBC reporter agreed to our admittedly paltry terms after a termination of an undisclosed nature. He was drawn to Glossy News by our willingness to pay for premium coffee in the break room, as well as our near constant stroking of his megalomaniacal ego over the past few years. Any who doubt our unwavering grace to our new Olberlord need only look back through our archives for confirmation.
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I already have my Keith Olbermann story submitted, so don’t wait to the last minute kids!
Oh yeah. We’re gonna have Keith to kick around now. My world has just gotten all happy like again.