Get in on the action. Anonymous Donor has just offered $1 Million to the first person to come up with a plan to wipe that “Smug Ass Look” off Dick Cheney’s face.
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Get in on the action. Anonymous Donor has just offered $1 Million to the first person to come up with a plan to wipe that “Smug Ass Look” off Dick Cheney’s face.
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One can only imagine the horror!
“He’s more machine than man now, Luke.” A man so unhealthy that he has a heart attack in his leg and lives to tell the tale. I don’t think he’ll ever shed his mortal coil. Saw a picture of him once at a big hotel in Colorado. The Overlook, or something like that. He was the caretaker back in the 1920s. And he’s still here…
I was forced to shake his hand once at a government function. I spent the rest of evening crying and scrubbing myself raw with a brillo pad in a scalding bath, which still wasn’t hot enough.
Maybe not. You know the saying, keep it up and your face might stick that way. 😉
Yes, but it would wipe the smirk off.
Now, now, we don’t want to wish him that much harm. Just something that will snap him into the real world.
Sneak up to him and pop a balloon behind his head. He’ll have a coronary and keel over.