Nick Jonas Dubbed Tiger Woods of the Disney Tween Scene

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Nick Jonas? Tiger Woods was married when he “dated” all those other girls. Nick Jonas on the other hand, is quickly approaching Woods as one of the most prolific daters on the Hollywood scene and he seems to prefer Disney dolls to Nickelodeon hotties, although he hasn’t ruled the latter out.

Said Jonas’ manager, “he’s dated so many Disney stars that I just gave up trying to count them. The gossip-istas have him dating Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Jordan Pruitt and a couple others, but those are the stars. Hell, it’s not uncommon to see Jonas making time with the girl that gets him coffee in the morning or any one of the producers’ teen daughters that accompany their parents onto the sets. He may look innocent enough, but man is he a horn dog.” Sources tell us that even a severe talking to by Billy Ray Cyrus last year wasn’t enough to keep Jonas from trying to “board the Bonetown Express” as he put it, on a daily basis.

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4 thoughts on “Nick Jonas Dubbed Tiger Woods of the Disney Tween Scene

  1. he only dated miley cyrus and they arent sure if he dated selena. get ur facts right and hes 17 who gives a crap

  2. Nick’s dated Miley since he was 13 then they broke up then after a year he went out with Selena. Thats it. and joe was rumored to be going out with Jordin. he didnt eather. Billy Ray is just pissed because someone finally said no to his :little angel”

  3. grow up little girl your idol is a womanizer who hurts girls who makes promises he cant keep and is a phony. he actually love miley but doesnt have the guts to go in public with her.

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