Posted in Making Headlines Oprah Commands Minions to Simultaneously Cycle Author: Jason Velez Published Date: September 14, 2012 Author: Jason VelezI'm a stand-up comedian, author of "The Alphabet of Everything I Hate," an artist of sorts, and a rouge writer who's got a weird thing for oxford commas... like, really weird. Like three x's weird. Follow me @velezerraptor on twitter