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4 Things You Can Do JUST Like Justin Bieber

4 Things You Can Do JUST Like Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber’s kinda doing alright for a 23-year-old. He’s got a net worth of $225 million, which means you could say he earns a bit more than the average 23-year-old (many of whom still can’t afford to leave their parents’ basement). The hit singer and everyone’s favorite good-boy-gone-bad is living the life that many can only dream of. But, dream no more! He’s only human, meaning that you can do at least some of the same stuff as him (and no, we don’t just mean breathing). Are you a human? Congrats. You can do the following.

Going to the Beach

Celebrities, huh? Walking around like they own the place, right? Well, at least they can’t stake their claim on nature, which means you can enjoy it just like they do. Except… not exactly. When Bieber goes beachin’ he means business, so when he goes, it’s less about meeting fishy friends, and more about exclusive beach parties like the one has was recently spotted at in Dubai.

You’re in luck! If the local beach (or, depending on where you are, not-so-local) just isn’t cutting it for you anymore, you can get into Zero Gravity (aka where all the cool kids go, just like him). Prices start from just $40 USD for a day pass, which includes some food and drink. Now, if only that pesky business of paying for a flight was quite so affordable…

Playing Poker

So we’ll level with you. You’re probably not going to be able to afford to do this at the same level as Bieber, but he was spotted playing poker in London’s Leicester Square just last year. Ever the sensible chap, he was playing low-stakes; which shows he’s just in it for a bit of fun. He played until the early hours, taking a much-needed break from his intensive touring schedule (before retiring to his literal mansion).

Can’t get to London? The good news is that it’s 2017, you basically never have to leave your house if you don’t want to. There are plenty of reviews of online live poker games which come straight from Justin’s homeland on https://www.casinogames.ca/; and if you’re new to the whole thing, you’ll find guides on how to play as well as where to get the best bonuses to get you started. You may not get that celebrity vacation, but many of the sites offer VIP programs when you sign up, so that’s a little more like what Bieber would be used to!

Eating Spaghetti


spaghetti” (CC BY 2.0) by gotosira

You know, this list isn’t half as difficult to attain as you thought it was going to be, is it? You know, basically everyone can eat – and no, this isn’t a trick.

Of all the foods Justin Bieber has no doubt been introduced to around the world, you know what his favorite is? That’s right! Spaghetti, specifically, spaghetti bolognese. We suppose that’s what happens when you skyrocket to fame before you’re even old enough to step into a lot of high-end restaurants, but hey, it works for us!

Now, we can’t promise quality the likes of which he’ll be used to, but that just depends on your cooking skills. It’s basically the easiest recipe in the world, a child could do it. Literally. So can you!

Existing

You know what? If you exist – congratulations, you have that in common with Bieber. Just keep your nose out of trouble and remember; if you’re caught doing something bad, you probably don’t have the kind of money he does to talk your way out of it. Stick to the spaghetti, kid!

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Dexter Sinistri is a famously centrist writer who has worked as a Hollywood correspondent for a number of leading publications since 2005. Though once a photographer, Mr. Sinistri struck out as a writer on all things celebrity, and he likes to consider himself a tremendous asset to Glossy News, though by most accounts, he has fallen somewhat short of this effort.

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