40th Birthday Completely Disappointing (comic)

Imagine if you threw a war and nobody came? Well that would never happen, since you’d just invade their asses and claim them as your own. But you can throw a 40th birthday and watch it dissolve into nothing but wasted shrimp platters and countless empty chairs.

This comic is about exactly that. I’m not 40, but that’s not the point, and this comic isn’t quite rooted in reality.

I could go on for days, but I’ll spare you and just say that you can SCROLL DOWN to see the full comic.

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Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.