After spending six weeks in the Gentle Path rehabilitation center near Hattiesburg, Mississippi, where he was treated for chronic sexual addiction, Tiger Woods apparently still craves sex, according to sources.
“Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, came to pick him up from the clinic,” an unnamed clinician told Glossy News. “She was looking pretty hot and it appeared to me that he had a boner! Either that or he was trying to smuggle a huge banana out in his pocket!”
Woods was not allowed to have sex of any sort at the clinic. Even masturbation was forbidden. He was required to take part in group therapy, individual therapy, cognitive behavior therapy, and something called “shame reduction,” which helps the patient come to terms with the fact that he or she is a common whore. Some clinics recommend chemical or surgical castration, but those techniques are rarely used for a first-time patient.
Another psychiatrist at the clinic, who asked us to refer to him simply as “Jay,” said he doubts Tiger has been cured of his addiction. “If I was young, the world’s greatest golfer, had billions of dollars, and had incredibly sexy women coming after me all the time, I’m sure I’d become a sex addict too! It sure beats meth!”
Woods and his wife left the clinic in a black Cadillac Escalade, heading for Hattiesburg International Airport.
“They got in the backseat together,” said a bell hop at the center, “but it wasn’t long before his was the only head visible.”
I couldn’t agree with you more Mr Happy! That’s why I wrote another story telling us just the opposite! One of them must be correct!
This “article” is pure BS!