When I was young, I graduated from accounting school. I wanted to go on to law school.
They told me, “For law school, we need to know how big your balls are”.
I refused to let them touch my balls. They told me to measure my balls diagonally myself. Then, they figured out the area of my balls.
They told me, “You are 1/10th of an Inch too small ! You are not getting into law school !”
To this day, I am still an accountant.
But, I often think, if my Balls were only a little bigger, instead of the LITTLE PRICK THAT I AM,I could have been A REALLY BIG ASSHOLE!!!