Author: ZoJack
Recognized by many as the foremost authority in terms of reading the stars, ZoJack comes to us on a semi-exclusive engagement until he's actually recognized by anybody that matters, or at least has funds to pay him. Read more of ZoJack's work at GreatHeavens.com, a premiere online source for all the horoscopes you probably need.
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Albacoreascopes
Author: ZoJack Published Date: August 11, 2009
It’s with fanfare most mediocre Glossy News ho-humfully ushers in the newest in its long running series of helpful astrological readings tailored not to the vague and unimaginable reader, but to one so very specific we can’t even imagine whom…
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Social Security Poor-a-scopes
Author: ZoJack Published Date: June 14, 2009
At Glossy News we find it perpetually important to bring you the news that means the most to you, whether as news briefs, satire, lymerick or even horoscope. With that in mind we’d like to review some of the changes…