Author: stuyv
I am a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, folded into a cunundrum, shrink wrapped in a riddle and laminated in secrecy. Otherwise, I'm just a normal guy who writes in his free time in the hope of one day hitting it big like George Lucas (i.e. creatively stumble upon an iconic story I can milk for all its worth before inevitably losing my mind and talent).
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CDC Warns Vampire Outbreak Imminent
Author: stuyv Published Date: February 9, 2010
The Center for Disease Control has issued an “urgent” warning about the spread of a dangerous new disease it’s calling “vampirism” or the DRAC1SUC3 virus. According to the press release issued today by the CDC, there has been an “alarming…