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Author: Ashley Watson

Ashley Watson is a professional writer and amateur stand-up comedian. In her spare time, she enjoys being stalked on Facebook, playing the role of scapegoat for friends who can't seem to see the value in hiring a decent therapist, and finally, pretending that there's someone out there for her, just waiting for that perfect moment to dispel all the myths about how shitty it is to be dating in your mid-thirties.
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God Tells Noah He Really Should Have Opted for the Flood Damage on His Home Owner’s Policy

 Author: Ashley Watson  Published Date: May 5, 2011
WTF?! Click now to find out more! God Tells Noah He Really Should Have Opted for the Flood Damage on His Home Owner’s Policy
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New Poll Reveals that Polls Are a Waste of Time and Energy

 Author: Ashley Watson  Published Date: May 2, 2011

Nearly two out of three Americans say that the poll they are currently taking is pointless and stupid.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! New Poll Reveals that Polls Are a Waste of Time and Energy

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