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Jesus Cancels 2nd Coming Because People Have Screwed Up His Birthday

The long awaited Second Coming of Jesus Christ has been canceled. Jesus Himself has ordered this. Coming down incognito to plan for his much anticipated descension to the same world that had rejected him so many millenia ago, He scoped…

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