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4K Glossy News Podcast 061 (9-19-16)


The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with special guest Ty Anderson, AKA Ty The Voice guy . All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

Here are just some of the topics covered in the the September 19th, 2016 edition.

* Intro segment welcoming back Ty Anderson and thanking the huge cost savings of just no smoking anymore. So cheap and wonderful. Of course, all the anti-smoking commercials are funded by the tobacco companies, so they really don’t have a whole lot of motivation to actually make these commercials effective.

* REACT video of “Boys Beware,” an actual scared-straight video from 1962 in which boys are warned of the dangers of the sickness of homosexuality, which is apparently “congagious” according to the Irvine Police Department and the Irvine Unified School District. So bizarre. Original video in high-def here

* The worst, laziest worker in the world. The guy who actually tried to charge me to bid on a job… what a clown.

* Explanation of how much better and cheaper it is to vape instead of smoking. You don’t smell like a bingo hall all the time, you can actually walk up a flight of stairs without running out of breath, and if you shop online instead of at the local shops, you can save HUGE amounts of money. I mention iVape in Auburn, Washington in this segment as well as www.ThirstyCoils.com.

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Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music “Your Call” and “Funkorama” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com.

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* Intro segment welcoming back Ty Anderson and thanking the huge cost savings of just… not… smoking anymore. So cheap and wonderful. Of course, all the anti-smoking commercials are funded by the tobacco companies, so they really don’t have a whole lot of motivation to actually make these commercials effective.

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Stripped of More Constitutionally Sacred Freedoms, Hoosiers View Impending Smoking Ban as No Big Whoop


INDIANAPOLIS – In light of the Indiana Supreme Court’s decision last May declaring it illegal to resist unlawful police entry into their homes and the recently passed National Defense Authorization Act of 2012, a provision of which permits indefinite detention without due process for any citizen deemed likely to engage or support a violent act, the majority of Hoosiers view a pending smoking ban in public places as no big whoop. Read the full story

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Cigarette Cards Back in Fashion in Australia


When the Australian High Court forced tobacco manufacturers to sell cigarettes in packaging without their distinctive colours and logos from December last year, the World Health Organisation (WHO) applauded this decision, saying that it was the right thing to do to protect the health of Australia’s youth. Continue reading

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President Obama Trapped in Hope/Change Related Scandal


GlossyNews.com – Washington D.C.- After many years of speculation, allegations arose concerning the Presidents abuse of Hope. While sources closest to the president could not confirm or deny these allegations, some senior level advisers have come forward with their suspicions.

“Sometimes, he just sits at the desk, dreaming of a brighter tomorrow,” says Senior adviser David Axlerod. Read the full story

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Man Writes Angry Letter to Obama because of Fat Son After Quitting Smoking


Dear President Obama,

I quit smoking to get my body clean and healthy in order to go out and do drug studies for money. The things I have to do keep me from doing the things I want to do.

I want to smoke cigarettes, but I can’t, because they test for nicotine at the studies. I want to smoke pot with the Mexicans that hang out in my apartment complex, but I can’t, because they test for drugs. Read the full story

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Obesity Epidemic Caused by Lack of Nicotine, According to “Doctor”


Center for Disease Control (CDC) Assistant Director, Doctor Richard Fulcrum, announced today that the major cause of obesity in the United States is that scores of Americans are quitting smoking and depriving their bodies of nicotine.

“We notice that from the 18th century until the 1980s more people smoked and obesity was not a big problem”, Fulcrum stated. “Now we have fewer smokers but much more obesity!” Read the full story

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UK to Smokers: Try #2 Pencils


Cabinet officer says pencil substitution now proven to reduce smoking-related deaths.

LONDON, ENGLAND —GLOSSYNEWS The UK Cabinet Office wants cigarette smokers to start biting on #2 pencils to replace the cigs they are smoking,in order to lower the numbers of deaths caused by smoking disease each year. Read the full story

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Wikileaks Founder Charged w/ Molesting Dozens of Political Careers


Washington 0500hrs: Creepy-looking founder of Wikileaks and alleged evil genius, Julian Assange, has officially been charged by prosecutors in Florida with molesting at least 26 political careers over the course of a single week last year.

The controversial figurehead and former computer hacker, currently under house arrest in England, claims the allegations are preposterous. “I did not assault these diplomats,” declared Assange, as he left court with his barrister, Geoffrey Robertson QC. Read the full story

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Times Square Bomber Gets Plea Deal – Turned in 6 Smokers


NEW YORK, New York (GlossyNews) — Department of Homeland Security officials admitted today at an early morning press conference that Faisal Shahzad, 30, the alleged “Times Square Bomber,” was released on bond at the behest of New York City leaders as part of a plea deal where Shahzad agreed to disclose the name of several individuals who consistently ignore and evade the City’s anti-smoking regulations.

A high ranking Homeland Security official stated, “It is not unusual for plea deals to be made with accused criminals in the hope of gaining information leading to the prosecution of even more dangerous criminals. Read the full story

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